Felted, Busted, Broken no matter what caused it there is one tried and true solution that has helped us survive the stress, an ample bosom. Bust Out Girls are ladies that have compassion for those that have experienced great pain in the throws of competition. If Mom can’t be there then we will help out.
In the first hand of a major poker tournament a Scottish friend of mine was holding A5 of spades and I was holding J10 of spades. The flop gave us both a flush draw but mine was better because I was an open ended straight flush draw. The turn delivered the straight flush. Duffy bet out, I raised, he re-raised one fold, I re-raised one and a half fold. He called, then on the river the bet and raising kept on until we were both all in and the table was watching with amazement as Duffy raised up and said “I’ve got the nuts”. I responded, “look at the board one more time Duff”. His eyes got big, an he said “Noooo” as I turned over the real nuts a Jack high straight flush. He smiled and went over and bought in again.
Had Bust Out Girls existed I’d gladly given him a purchase of a two minutes therapy session before he bought it again. It’s not good to play on tilt. Sometimes it’s best to stop and get your head in the right place.
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